Alexander Nathan & Jack Yang discuss their predictions ahead of this weekend's round of English Premier League games:
Alex: Alright first up we have Swansea against West Ham, who just completed the signing of Matt Jarvis for 10m (lol).
Jack: LOL
Alex:
Swansea battered QPR last week but West Ham & Fat Sam might be tougher.
Jack:
West Ham were dominated possession-wise by Villa, but the gangly ginger held
the fort and they got a lucky goal to win 1-0
(James
Collins)
Alex:
I can't work out who he plays for any more
Villa or West Ham?
Jack:
West Ham
Alex:
he looks exactly the same in both kits
Jack:
he was very good
LOL
Alex:
anyway
what do
you reckon the score will be for Swansea/West Ham?
Jack: 2-1 Swans
you?
Alex:
I'd agree with that. I think their confidence is going to be high
after last week. 2-1 Swansea. Next up is your team Villa against Everton
Jack:
A draw would be good, but after Everton's win last week, i think Villa will be
outclassed
Alex:
I think so too, I'm sorry to say. Everton were bloody impressive against Utd.
If Pienaar, Fellaini and Jelavic are on form Villa are in trouble
3-0
Everton.
Jack: Yeah, Villa can't get service to Bent, and
without Agbonglahor the Bent is lonely up front, 2-0 Everton
Alex: haha
"Bent is
lonely"
I want to
see what his latest musings on twitter are. One sec.
Can't wait to get my hands on FIFA 13 after seeing the new front cover released yesterday
— Darren Bent (@DarrenBent) August 21, 2012
Alex: ...great
Alex:
at least he spelled everything correctly
Jack: LOL
oh
god, why is he wearing a hat in his profile picture
Alex: he's a knob
Man Utd V
Fulham
your
thoughts?
Jack:
How Fulham scored five goals last week is beyond me, they
are strong in the middle but I think Man U will bounce back
Alex:
Fulham have a good team, despite the Dempsey saga hanging over them..Dembele is
a monster. I hope they don't lose him. That said, Van Persie is starting and
Kagawa's pace is going to be a problem for Diarra, so I'd expect Utd to
outscore them. 1-0 or 2-1 Utd.
Jack:
yeah, I'll go 3-2 for United
More after the jump....
Alex: Norwich/QPR. Not much to say. Both teams got murked last weeked and will want to bounce back. I hate Mark Hughes but I think QPR will shade it.
Jack: I really don't care about eitherside, but i'll go 1-0 for Norwich
Alex:
haha ok
next
Southampton
V Wigan
I...don't
care.
Wigan are
about to lose Victor Moses which is
a shame.
Jack: yea, can't see him playing that much on Chelsea
Alex:
maybe he can go on loan to WBA :)
Let's
move on
Sunderland/Reading
...well that
didn't work. I still don't care.
I think
Sunderland will win.
Jack: LOL
yeah,
go Martin O'Neil
Alex:
Tottenham V West Brom. What do you think?
Jack:
Spurs, 2-0
Alex:
I think Spurs are bound to concede a goal, possibly even two. But with Adebayor
back I think they'll win. 3-2, Spurs. Also very much backing Sigurddson to score. I think he's class.
Alex:
Chelsea V Newcastle. 1-1. Both
teams playing well. Chelsea poor at the back.
Jack: ooo interesting,
I'm
ok with that, although I've been really impressed by Hazard
Alex: Definitely. He's been involved in every goal Chelsea have scored so far.
#puthiminyourfantasyteam
Jack: I'd like to see Marin but that team is too
stacked, in Europe perhaps
Alex:
Yeah in the group stage at least. And Moses plays in the same position! wtf.
Anyway, Stoke V
Arsenal. I'm scared.
I hate
Stoke so much. Fucking rugby playing neanderthal bastards.
Jack:
and Peter Crouch
Stoke
will be tough for Arsenal, but I see a 2-1 win for the Gunners
Alex:
I'm going to take that. More in hope than in confidence. My main prediction is
that some lumbering Stoke monster crushes little Santi Cazorla.
Jack:
That would be terrible
Alex: And finally, another
big one
Liverpool
against Man City. Liverpool
were dire in their first game, and not any better up in Scotland last night. I would
hope that Brendan Rogers will come good for them over time, but I can see
another battering on the cards here
2-0 to
City.
Jack:
Yeah, I agree, Liverpool are a mess, and even without Aguero City will have
enough options.
Alex:
I love these people who are worried because Aguero is injured. Robbie Savage
thinks City need to buy another striker
...Tevez...Balotelli...Dzeko
Jack:
LOL yeah, just set Super Mario loose, perhaps tell him Pepe Reina said a few
bad things about his mother, that
would be entertaining
Alex:
if I were Mancini, I'd just record a podcast of insults about Balotelli. Play
it to him before a match, and then send him out there.
And hope
that he scores before getting sent off
Worth it.
Jack:
Totally
Alex: Alright, well that is all of the games covered, and more than enough of us talking
bollocks. Till next week.
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